Two weeks after the encounter, the male developed some serious itchiness in his nether-regions and—-after a visit to the doctor—-was diagnosed with humans.
Crab Monster: "So you have wounded me! I must grow a new claw--well and good--for I can do it in a day, but will you grow new lives when I have taken yours from you?"
...and when Kevin looked back at the single set of footprints in the sand he said, "God, where were you the times i needed you most?" To which steve replied,"I'm not God, asshole,and you're not dead! You fainted and shat yourself back there when the seagull swooped down at us, and I've been carrying your lucky ass since."
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Are you clean?
Dam it hard shell, you know this position gets sand in my vagina,
I hope he doesn't give her crabs...
Long John Silver's launches new "Double Stacked" menu option!
Thank G-d I escaped from Paris Hilton's vagina. That bitch made even me feel dirty
ugh, get a beach hole.
I can't believe I forgot my sunscreen
Two weeks after the encounter, the male developed some serious itchiness in his nether-regions and—-after a visit to the doctor—-was diagnosed with humans.
Ain't nuthin' like hittin' creamy crab cakes
Got crabs? I do.......
Smells like fish.
-TSmith
You think that's bad? I just f@cked a dog!
Black
Bottom Crab:
Why do we have to be so generic? This is a stupid Halloween costume...
Top Crab:
Ganesha is not generic! You're thinking of Vishnu.
Do you mind?!?...Geez American tourist have no respect for the privacy of the indigenous population.
Mark wisely opted against a hand job.
Stop pointing! I'm not... I'm just not in a good mood.
Can you quit staring? unless you've got toilet paper on you.
"I wish there was a mirror around here somewhere so I could flex my pincher in it."
I'm thinking half vodka, peach schnapps, pineapple juice...
- Ohhh! That one...
After being spotted by the authorities in Dubai, the offenders were sentenced to death by caking.
OOOHHH, you're so hard!
Barak Obama's short list for the newly formed "Office of Marine Gettin' It On"
Crab Monster: "So you have wounded me! I must grow a new claw--well and good--for I can do it in a day, but will you grow new lives when I have taken yours from you?"
He went to Jared's: The galleria of jewelery!
-Nusston'09
Why don't you look me in the eye anymore when we make love?
I hope your happy, I'm going to have sand everywhere now.
...and when Kevin looked back at the single set of footprints in the sand he said, "God, where were you the times i needed you most?" To which steve replied,"I'm not God, asshole,and you're not dead! You fainted and shat yourself back there when the seagull swooped down at us, and I've been carrying your lucky ass since."
"Shhhhh, Shhhhh...it's natural..."
Ouch..my back is killing me you fatso!
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