Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

Pig Flu: A Question

Isn't "pig flu" the past tense of something that's never supposed to happen?

Friday, April 24, 2009

Suggested (More Appropriate) Names for "Hour Eyes"

  • Two or Three Hours Eyes
  • Probably By Noon Tomorrow Eyes
  • We Apologize for the Inconvenience Eyes
  • Had the Lab Technician Not Left for the Day, Your Glasses Would have been Ready in an Hour Eyes
  • No, That’s Not a Lab Technician Surfing the Internet Back There; That’s a Sales Associate Eyes
  • Well, Sometimes the Sales Associates Wear Lab Jackets Eyes
  • I Don’t Know Why, Sir, I’m Just the Receptionist Eyes

Friday, April 10, 2009