tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26642887352324158332024-03-13T18:00:59.403+00:00Toby or Not TobyTobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.comBlogger180125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-89174055372013995272014-01-17T15:12:00.002+00:002014-01-17T15:12:37.440+00:00The Grace of God<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-72982612430878162092012-03-07T15:18:00.002+00:002012-03-07T15:21:17.859+00:00Gregg Williams Puts a Bounty on the Player Who Blew the Whistle on His Bounty System<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kZcr3I-VetU/T1d82l4hKCI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/pGlILaCVMCc/s1600/gregg-williams.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 272px; height: 341px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kZcr3I-VetU/T1d82l4hKCI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/pGlILaCVMCc/s400/gregg-williams.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5717175529294080034" /></a>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-71326304457310669022011-06-30T15:47:00.002+01:002011-06-30T15:49:45.190+01:00Senate Has to Work on Debt Ceiling during Recess Since They Didn't Use Their Time Wisely During Study Hall<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-u7z6ScHbTIA/TgyM3Lx6S6I/AAAAAAAAAr4/XK0mxiTh4rY/s1600/us-senate.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TSH5bqhKtbI/AAAAAAAAArQ/0C_Dy88H9Ow/s400/spiderman-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557997668817089970" border="0" /></a>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-35516474672676472092010-11-24T17:50:00.004+00:002010-11-24T17:55:19.382+00:00'Explosives' Again Tops Recent TSA List of Things Not to Wear through Security Scans<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TO1RQQCtQjI/AAAAAAAAAq0/ULPdCrCxKzM/s1600/securityscan.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TO1RQQCtQjI/AAAAAAAAAq0/ULPdCrCxKzM/s400/securityscan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543176055989027378" border="0" /></a>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-77139030255246588182010-09-22T18:42:00.001+01:002010-09-22T18:52:24.083+01:00War is not The Answer<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TJpALjX488I/AAAAAAAAAqs/FfLGmc7MxYw/s1600/War+is+not+The+Answer2.jpg"><img style="display: block; 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margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 223px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TE3M4ukN8zI/AAAAAAAAAp4/9DrPM7zAKOk/s400/baseballplayer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498275995033924402" border="0" /></a>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-58555928066807507052010-07-22T14:46:00.004+01:002010-07-22T14:54:38.141+01:00MBA Candidate Performs SWOT Analysis of Girlfriend during Class<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TEhNRPQ5HTI/AAAAAAAAApw/407rMgQVqOU/s1600/MBA.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 365px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TEhNRPQ5HTI/AAAAAAAAApw/407rMgQVqOU/s400/MBA.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496728303756188978" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TEhNDZqW4XI/AAAAAAAAApo/NoM8GY-QQOg/s1600/MBA.jpg"><br /></a>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-41078565330118591132010-07-14T16:17:00.003+01:002010-07-14T16:21:01.081+01:00Seattle Cartoonist Receives Cartoonish Death Threats<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TD3VdRV81kI/AAAAAAAAApg/lDFTQnjIQIs/s1600/anvil.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TD3VdRV81kI/AAAAAAAAApg/lDFTQnjIQIs/s200/anvil.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493781819310265922" border="0" /></a>After portraying the Prophet Mohammed in a recent cartoon, Seattle cartoonist Molly Norris has been targeted for assassination by radical al Qaeda cleric Anwar al-Awlaki. In the article that ran in <span style="font-style: italic;">Inspire</span>, an English-language al Qaeda magazine, al-Awlaki calls for a giant anvil to be dropped on Norris or for someone to deliver her a bouquet of flowers containing lit sticks of TNT. At press time, Norris has not commented, but it is rumored that when she first heard about the threats she jumped up in the air and her eyes popped out of her head. <!--EndFragment-->Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-56996915835729006642010-07-13T19:24:00.002+01:002010-07-21T19:09:49.957+01:00Billy Joel Finally Admits that He Did Start the Fire: Indicted on Arson Charges<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TDyvTL0UG9I/AAAAAAAAApY/vrx-mC5pf9E/s1600/billyjoel.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TDyvTL0UG9I/AAAAAAAAApY/vrx-mC5pf9E/s400/billyjoel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493458389609749458" border="0" /></a>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-30889630759789407732010-07-13T19:22:00.002+01:002010-07-13T19:23:16.613+01:00A Recent Poll of Everyone in the World Confirms Denise Robinson’s Assertion that Skittles are the Best Candy in the World<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/TDyu_xFH-2I/AAAAAAAAApQ/yXlqPyZsyCE/s1600/skittles.jpg"><img style="display: block; 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margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/S_wgBqdBiCI/AAAAAAAAAog/acTApZsQ6g8/s400/runner-with-ipad.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475286459923662882" border="0" /></a>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-81462808305023007392010-05-20T19:17:00.002+01:002010-05-20T19:19:53.560+01:00Chris Sabo Named Greatest Third Baseman of All-Time by Chris Sabo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/S_V9KiJBiDI/AAAAAAAAAoY/MtBAUOzCny4/s1600/chris_sabo.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/S_V9KiJBiDI/AAAAAAAAAoY/MtBAUOzCny4/s400/chris_sabo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473418542055524402" border="0" /></a>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-91006583259521967812010-04-29T19:00:00.003+01:002010-04-29T19:05:06.360+01:00Man Eats Hummus at Party Just to Look Cool<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/S9nJjPd423I/AAAAAAAAAoQ/LSMwdlD4gns/s1600/hummus.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 362px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/S9nJjPd423I/AAAAAAAAAoQ/LSMwdlD4gns/s400/hummus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465621230075304818" border="0" /></a>Rob Eldridge doesn’t like hummus. He doesn’t like the way it tastes. He doesn’t like the way it smells. He doesn’t like its texture. He doesn’t even like triangle-sliced pita bread, but when he approached the snack table at his buddy Derrick’s party on Saturday night and locked eyes with the gorgeous brunette standing there—alone—holding a huge glass of Pinot grigio, he knew he had an important decision to make. The meatballs looked good—real good, but they would be messy and out him as a boorish Philistine. Going for the crudités would flag him as health-conscious but slightly feminine. And then he saw it. Hummus. He put down his Heineken, spooned himself a dollop, and artfully tonged four pita slices onto his little plate. He shot a glance at the girl before decisively sliding the first bite into his mouth. He wiped his mouth with a napkin and stepped closer to her. “How’s the Pinot?” he asked. <!--EndFragment-->Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2664288735232415833.post-87588679599815855012010-04-27T18:48:00.002+01:002010-04-27T18:50:39.906+01:00New Merriam-Webster Rhyming Dictionary Only Defines the Word "Rhyming"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/S9cjzx1gqOI/AAAAAAAAAoI/OblN5vfTozA/s1600/rhymingdictionary.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IdGdJ7JoXEw/S9cjzx1gqOI/AAAAAAAAAoI/OblN5vfTozA/s400/rhymingdictionary.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464876045295462626" border="0" /></a>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05284315865361391323noreply@blogger.com1