From the Department of Redundancy Department

This ATM machine is "out of service (will not dispense cash)". My question is: Will it continue to dispense Jujyfruits and SuperBalls? Further, how can one make a deposit with the screen covered up?

I said "ATM machine" on purpose (see entry title).

Drew Brees Glad Son was 'Earmuffed' When He Exclaimed, "I can't believe we won the fucking Super Bowl!"