Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Photo Caption Contest

Drop a witty caption for this photo in the comments by 11:59 p.m. eastern time on Thursday, December 18.

The best one will win a $20 gift certificate to Amazon.com. It's that simple, people.

Photo courtesy of the lovely Natalie.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you clean?

burzi00 said...

Dam it hard shell, you know this position gets sand in my vagina,

Unknown said...

I hope he doesn't give her crabs...

MCD said...

Long John Silver's launches new "Double Stacked" menu option!

Ibuster said...

Thank G-d I escaped from Paris Hilton's vagina. That bitch made even me feel dirty

Anonymous said...

ugh, get a beach hole.

Ibuster said...

I can't believe I forgot my sunscreen

Tobias said...

Two weeks after the encounter, the male developed some serious itchiness in his nether-regions and—-after a visit to the doctor—-was diagnosed with humans.

Anonymous said...

Ain't nuthin' like hittin' creamy crab cakes

Anonymous said...

Got crabs? I do.......

Anonymous said...

Smells like fish.
-TSmith

Anonymous said...

You think that's bad? I just f@cked a dog!

Black

M>A>R>K>D said...

Bottom Crab:
Why do we have to be so generic? This is a stupid Halloween costume...

Top Crab:
Ganesha is not generic! You're thinking of Vishnu.

Anonymous said...

Do you mind?!?...Geez American tourist have no respect for the privacy of the indigenous population.

Anonymous said...

Mark wisely opted against a hand job.

Anonymous said...

Stop pointing! I'm not... I'm just not in a good mood.

Anonymous said...

Can you quit staring? unless you've got toilet paper on you.

Tobias said...

"I wish there was a mirror around here somewhere so I could flex my pincher in it."

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking half vodka, peach schnapps, pineapple juice...
- Ohhh! That one...

Anonymous said...

After being spotted by the authorities in Dubai, the offenders were sentenced to death by caking.

Greg said...

OOOHHH, you're so hard!

Anonymous said...

Barak Obama's short list for the newly formed "Office of Marine Gettin' It On"

BRN said...

Crab Monster: "So you have wounded me! I must grow a new claw--well and good--for I can do it in a day, but will you grow new lives when I have taken yours from you?"

Anonymous said...

He went to Jared's: The galleria of jewelery!

-Nusston'09

Anonymous said...

Why don't you look me in the eye anymore when we make love?

I hope your happy, I'm going to have sand everywhere now.

thompsty said...

...and when Kevin looked back at the single set of footprints in the sand he said, "God, where were you the times i needed you most?" To which steve replied,"I'm not God, asshole,and you're not dead! You fainted and shat yourself back there when the seagull swooped down at us, and I've been carrying your lucky ass since."

Dad said...

"Shhhhh, Shhhhh...it's natural..."

Anonymous said...

Ouch..my back is killing me you fatso!