Monday, December 22, 2008

Things an Old Fashioned Pretzel Would Say

"Honey Mustard flavored!? In my day it was salt or no salt. End of story."
"Preservatives preschmervatives."
"You shouldn't be dipping us in anything. You either eat us or you don’t."
"I remember when you used to be able to get a whole sack of us for a nickel."
"Pretzels shouldn’t go living together before they’re married."


JOHN said...
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JOHN said...

in Mississippi, they put Rolos on the ends of those pretzel rods and call it a Christmas appetizer.