MSNBC: Depressed Teens More Likely to Try Pot

MSNBC has really busted things wide open with this story.
I am going to spend the rest of the day trying to pitch them on some other really awesome story leads:
"Fashion-forward and/or motorcycle-enthusiastic teens more likely to try cigarettes."
"Baseball-playing teens more likely to try chewing tobacco."
"Wealthy teens more likely to try cocaine."
"Club-going teens more likely to try ecstasy."
"Completely normal teens likely to try alcohol."
"Halitosis-crippled teens more likely to try Binaca."
"Heavy teens more likely to try Ben and Jerry’s Chubby Hubby ice cream."