Friday, December 19, 2008

Caption Contest Finalists!

Very nice work, everyone.

I was only able to narrow it down to four finalists. Now it's up to you guys. Vote on your favorite (over on the right) by 11:59 p.m. eastern time on Monday, Dec. 22.

Here are the choices:

Double Stack
“Long John Silver's launches new "Double Stacked" menu option!”

Opting Against the HJ
“Mark wisely opted against a hand job.”

Dubai Caking
“After being spotted by the authorities in Dubai, the offenders were sentenced to death by caking.”

Office of Marine Gettin’ It On
“Barak Obama's short list for the newly formed ‘Office of Marine Gettin' It On’"

Honorable mention goes to: "OOOHHH, you're so hard!" and "...and when Kevin looked back at the single set of footprints in the sand he said, 'God, where were you the times i needed you most?' To which steve replied,'I'm not God, asshole,and you're not dead! You fainted and shat yourself back there when the seagull swooped down at us, and I've been carrying your lucky ass since.'"

Now VOTE!

3 comments:

Sten said...

i personally was rooting for "footprints!"
i demand a recount!

Tobias said...

Write-ins are welcome!

Anonymous said...

Long John Silvers get my vote!! ~Jessi