Friday, May 22, 2009

Glacéau Announces "Stupid Water"

Glacéau—the maker of Vitamin Water and Smart Water—today announced a new addition to its line of fancy dranks. Stupid Water features the exact same formula as Smart Water with the exception that the electrolytes have been swapped out for salt (35 grams worth in a one-liter bottle).

“We figured that Glacéau owes it to its customers to offer a product that serves as a natural counterbalance to Smart Water,” said Glacéau spokesperson Chim Sandoval, “Stupid Water is that product.”

Glacéau neither confirms nor denies rumors that this summer it will be releasing Toxin Water to serve as a counterbalance to Vitamin Water.

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