Daniel Snyder Prepares for Second Demonstration of "Powerful Weather Manipulation Device"

REDSKINS PARK, LOUDOUN COUNTY, VA. -- After successfully conducting an initial demonstration in Irving, Texas, Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced tentative plans to carry out a second demonstration of what he’s calling a "powerful weather manipulation device".

Built by an elite team of meteorologists, electrical engineers, and mad scientists in the basement of his Potomac, Md., mansion, Snyder says the device has been "improved and amplified" since its May 1 test run. According to sources close to Snyder, the second demonstration will either take place in East Rutherford, N.J., or Willingsboro, N.J.


An Irving, Texas building damaged by the May 1 test of Snyder's weather manipulation device.