NBA Star Ginobili: “I am a vampire”

Highlights from San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili's Nov. 5 prepared statement:

"Some will say that my coming out as a vampire is brave and that I'm a hero to young basketball-playing vampires all over the world. To that I say, no. I'm no hero. But I do have a message to the handful of other vampires in the NBA who keep their ancient curse to themselves: Join me. Step out of your dark shadow and embrace your savage destiny. I've come to find out that with medication I can control my blood-lust, and by discreetly feeding on stray animals and vagrants, I can remain as nondescript a member of society as any NBA star.”

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Opinion: This Restaurant's Bathroom Smells Like Kool-Aid

I don't know what the deal is, but this restaurant's bathroom smells like Kool-Aid.

I'm talking about the smell of tearing open a packet of the original cherry flavor mix. So good! I'm not sure what kind of air freshener this restaurant is using, but it's flat-out amazing. It's time for more restaurants to follow this one's lead and scent their bathrooms like cherry Kool-Aid.

Top 5 Sexual Fantasy Football Draft Picks

1. Adrian Peterson in a catholic schoolgirl's uniform.
2. Michael Turner ball-gagged.
3. Maurice Jones-Drew in a bunny costume.
4. Larry Fitzgerald as your best friend's wife.
5. Tom Brady.

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Movie Review: Doubt

My gut tells me it was a good movie, but... I'm just not completely sure.