Top 5 Sexual Fantasy Football Draft Picks

1. Adrian Peterson in a catholic schoolgirl's uniform.
2. Michael Turner ball-gagged.
3. Maurice Jones-Drew in a bunny costume.
4. Larry Fitzgerald as your best friend's wife.
5. Tom Brady.

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Potbelly Sandwich Works, Washington, D.C., 1:30 p.m.

Sandwich Maker #1: Did you go to that concert last night?
Sandwich Maker #2: What concert?
Sandwich Maker #1: U2... I've never heard of them.
Sandwich Maker #2: No. I didn't go. U2? I've never heard of them either. What kind of music is it?
Sandwich Maker #1: Punk rock.

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