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Gregg Williams Puts a Bounty on the Player Who Blew the Whistle on His Bounty System

Senate Has to Work on Debt Ceiling during Recess Since They Didn't Use Their Time Wisely During Study Hall

Asians, Jews and Lawyers Condemn Tracy Morgan for Tasteless Joke that is Undoubtedly Coming Soon

Javier Bardem Accepts Oscar Nomination for Whatever Film He's Doing Next

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Spider-Man Turns Down Stuntman Role in New Spider-Man Musical Calling the Big-Budget Production “Too Dangerous”

'Explosives' Again Tops Recent TSA List of Things Not to Wear through Security Scans

War is not The Answer

Florida Tourism Board Launches New Ad Campaign

After Putting off Gastrografin Enema for Years, Hypochondriac ‘Kind of Disappointed’ She Doesn’t Have Diverticulitis

If Avandia Killed You, You May be Entitled to Money

Parents of “Player to be Named Later” Finally Choose a Name: David Evan Jacobs

MBA Candidate Performs SWOT Analysis of Girlfriend during Class

Seattle Cartoonist Receives Cartoonish Death Threats

After portraying the Prophet Mohammed in a recent cartoon, Seattle cartoonist Molly Norris has been targeted for assassination by radical al Qaeda cleric Anwar al-Awlaki. In the article that ran in Inspire, an English-language al Qaeda magazine, al-Awlaki calls for a giant anvil to be dropped on Norris or for someone to deliver her a bouquet of flowers containing lit sticks of TNT. At press time, Norris has not commented, but it is rumored that when she first heard about the threats she jumped up in the air and her eyes popped out of her head.

Billy Joel Finally Admits that He Did Start the Fire: Indicted on Arson Charges

A Recent Poll of Everyone in the World Confirms Denise Robinson’s Assertion that Skittles are the Best Candy in the World

Man Undergoes Controversial, Marginally Successful Surgery to Have Frown Turned Upside-down

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