DC City Councilmember Muriel Bowser Passes Ordinance Preventing Mario and Luigi from Coming within 50 Feet of Her Castle

Trash

The other day I was stopped at a stoplight and I saw a homeless man sifting through a trashcan. After a few seconds of searching, he popped his head up, gathered his stuff, and walked away empty-handed.
I couldn't help but think, "Sometimes one man's trash is another man's trash."