New "iPhone App-Ranker Ranker" App Ranks iPhone Apps that Rank iPhone Apps

Guatemalan Border Guard Begs to Differ with Doctor Travelling on Behalf of “Doctors Without Borders”

Benjamin Franklin Quotes for the New Economy

-"Honesty is the best policy, unless you want to get exorbitantly rich in which case your policy should include a healthy dose of dishonesty."
-"He that waits upon fortune, is never sure a dinner. So if you’re hungry, you’d better get moving. That Ponzi scheme isn't going to start itself."
-"Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and finding creative ways to underpay taxes."
-"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. Plus you got laid off so grad school probably makes sense for you right now."
-"Judging by my 401k, a penny saved is basically nothing."

Owl Sixth Graders Excited to Dissect Human Pellets

Archeologists Unearth Details of the Original Pyramid Scheme

NBA Star Ginobili: “I am a vampire”

Highlights from San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili's Nov. 5 prepared statement:

"Some will say that my coming out as a vampire is brave and that I'm a hero to young basketball-playing vampires all over the world. To that I say, no. I'm no hero. But I do have a message to the handful of other vampires in the NBA who keep their ancient curse to themselves: Join me. Step out of your dark shadow and embrace your savage destiny. I've come to find out that with medication I can control my blood-lust, and by discreetly feeding on stray animals and vagrants, I can remain as nondescript a member of society as any NBA star.”

Your Coworker Refused to Consider the Environment Before Printing that E-mail You Just Sent Him