Pig Flu: A Question

Isn't "pig flu" the past tense of something that's never supposed to happen?

Suggested (More Appropriate) Names for "Hour Eyes"

• Two or Three Hours Eyes
• Probably By Noon Tomorrow Eyes
• We Apologize for the Inconvenience Eyes
• Had the Lab Technician Not Left for the Day, Your Glasses Would have been Ready in an Hour Eyes
• No, That’s Not a Lab Technician Surfing the Internet Back There; That’s a Sales Associate Eyes
• Well, Sometimes the Sales Associates Wear Lab Jackets Eyes
• I Don’t Know Why, Sir, I’m Just the Receptionist Eyes

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